The $100 Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, asks, 'Where in the hell have you been'?

Larry answers, 'I was out getting a tattoo'.

A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

I got two $50 notes on my penis,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking'? she said, shaking her head in disdain.

'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollars tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want'.

Larry is recovering in ward 23.