Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside and said, "I have something to tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite," replied the doctor.

"What's that?" she asked.

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my goodness, that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean it has a penis and a brain?"